{"product_id":"blame-the-stars-astrological-advice-book","title":"Blame the Stars, Astrological Advice Book","description":"\u003cp\u003ePart surrealism, part humor, and part affectionate guidance, Blame the Stars is a wild adventure into a world of uniquely alternative zodiac signs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the world of Horror Scoops: a weird and wonderful twist on classic zodiac signs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet passionate and wild Lemo (a.k.a. Leo), kind Lehbrah (Libra), steadfast Clopricrumb (Capricorn), Germini the Twrnnns (take two guesses), and others—signs which, although slightly silly, reveal more about us than we realize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart One dives deep into each sign, offering insightful tidbits and advice on love, life, and work (for example, if you’re an Arbys, consider a career as a Pie-Eating Competition Judge, a Horse Observer, or a Horse Observer Observer).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Heather Buchanan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43404444303438,"sku":"9781797226392","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/1513\/2494\/files\/Blame_the_Stars_Astrological_Advice_Book_1.webp?v=1769288738","url":"https:\/\/bonfemmes.sbs\/products\/blame-the-stars-astrological-advice-book","provider":"Bon Femmes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}